when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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