No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
