I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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