There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
im on a boat
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