I molested 6 butterflies tonight
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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