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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  im in the post action - pre consequence stage.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Matt's offering to breast feed it.

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  I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one

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• (415): View more from California

  Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.

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