I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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