Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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