I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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