i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Actions speak louder than pants.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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