is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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