I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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