I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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