Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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