How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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