I wanna bring you to show and tell
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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