i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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