I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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