I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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