We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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