Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize