I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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