Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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