no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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