Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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