Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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