Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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