I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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