Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
