No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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