do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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