So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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