i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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