Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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