Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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