My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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