Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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