Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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