At least make sure they are 18
Why
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I am available for nakedness
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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