did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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