My nipple is on Facebook.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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