all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
you're hired as official boob wrangler
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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