In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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