btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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