Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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