i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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