I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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