Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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