My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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