Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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