Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
