im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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