i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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