Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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