I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
