He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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