Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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