you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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